🔥 100% ORGANIC CARBOHYDRATE
⚡ SOLANA HIGH-SPEED GRAIN
NOT FULL
UNTIL YOU
EAT $RICE.
Dogs are barking. Frogs are sleeping. The entire global economy runs on grains. $RICE is the unbacked, unhinged, high-carb memecoin powering Solana.
Interactive Kitchen Simulator
COOKING ACTIVE
GRAINS COOKED:
1,337,420
Every click feeds 1 on-chain degen with raw carbs.
★ UNCLE ROGER APPROVED ★
MASTER GRAIN (HODL CHIEF)
"If you sell $RICE, your mom will cook instant noodles for dinner."
RETRO COOKER PANEL
HARDWARE SPECS & DECENTRALIZED PROTOCOL
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
Exactly One Billion Grains. Not a single extra crumb minted.
BUY / SELL TAX
0% / 0%
Pure Halal Carbohydrates. Zero extortion, zero hidden fees.
LIQUIDITY POOL
100% BURNED
Scorched to the bottom of the non-stick pot permanently.
MINT & FREEZE
REVOKED
Wild Jasmine Rice. Fully immutable Solana contract.
HISTORICAL FOOD SCIENCE
VIRGIN TOAST VS GIGA CHAD $RICE
The undeniable truth Western gluten-lovers don't want you to know.
SAD VIRGIN TOAST 🍞
- ✖ Hungry again 15 minutes after eating. Total scam.
- ✖ Gets soggy, moldy, and limp when exposed to fresh air.
- ✖ Contains gluten tantrums and soy energy.
- ✖ Can only be eaten with butter or depression.
100X CHAD ENERGY
CHAD SOLANA $RICE 🍚
- ✔ One bowl keeps you full until the next Bitcoin Halving.
- ✔ Pairs with Curry, Sambal, Fried Chicken, Eggs, and Bull Runs.
- ✔ Fed 3 Billion people for 5,000 continuous years.
- ✔ +99,999% Unstoppable On-Chain Satiety Stamina.
OFFICIAL BILLING SLIP
TAKEOUT RECEIPT TOKENOMICS
NO VCs. NO UNLOCKS. 100% COMMUNITY RICE SACK.
SOLANA 24/7 RICE FACTORY
TABLE: ON-CHAIN DEGENS · CASHIER: CHAD
RECEIPT #: 42069-RICE-SOL
1. FAIR LAUNCH LP (95%)
950,000,000 $RICE
2. MEME KITCHEN / AIRDROPS (5%)
50,000,000 $RICE
3. DEV TAX / CRUMBS (0%)
0 $RICE
4. VC ALLOCATION (0%)
0 $RICE
TOTAL GRAINS:
1,000,000,000 $RICE
PAID & CONFIRMED ON-CHAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE!
PLEASE TIP YOUR CHEF WITH UPVOTES ON DEXSCREENER.
WEB AUDIO SYNTHESIZER
THE KITCHEN SOUNDBOARD 🔊
Turn your volume up. Tap the buttons to produce high-voltage kitchen sounds!
THE MASTER CHEF RECIPE
THE 4-STAGE COOKING CYCLE
From raw grain to universal on-chain nutrition.
STAGE 01
🥣
RINSING THE GRAINS
- ✔ Fair Launch on Solana
- ✔ DexScreener & Birdeye Profile
- ✔ 1,000+ Verified Carb Addicts
- ✔ Meme Factory Twitter Storm
STATUS: COMPLETED
STAGE 02
🔥
PRESSING COOK
- • Viral TikTok & Food Creator Memes
- • Real 50KG Rice Sack Delivery Stunt
- • Trending #1 Across Solana Dexes
- • 10,000 Carb Believers Holding
STATUS: ACTIVELY BOILING
STAGE 03
🍚
FLUFFING THE RICE
- • Tier-1 Centralized Exchange Listings
- • 24K Gold-Plated $RICE Cooker Merch
- • Global Rice Festival Sponsorship
- • Commercials on Food Street Screens
STATUS: QUEUED
STAGE 04
👑
GLOBAL SATIETY
- • $1B Market Cap Satiety Achieved
- • Official Rice Currency of the Metaverse
- • Eradication of Weak Western Bread
- • Eternal Moon Starch
STATUS: FUTURE EXPANSION
CHEF'S FAQ
FREQUENTLY ASKED CARBS
Why $RICE and not another dog or cat?
Dogs bark. Cats sleep. But when the world faces economic apocalypse, you can't eat a JPEG of a Shiba Inu. Rice has kept humanity alive for millennia. $RICE is the ultimate spiritual anchor of crypto survival.
What is the utility of $RICE?
Zero utility. No artificial staking Ponzi. No fake governance DAO where people vote on nonsense. The utility is pure cultural solidarity and carbohydrate satisfaction. 1 $RICE = 1 $RICE.
Is the contract safe from rug pulls?
Yes. 100% of initial LP tokens are burned on Solana. Mint authority is revoked. Freeze authority is revoked. The rice is wild and uncontrollable.